Gears of War 3 Changes Gamer Math

We have known for some time that one and one and one is three.  This knowledge dates back at least as far as 1969, when The Beatles first recorded their hit song “Come Together” on the Abbey Road album.  With the official announcement of Gears of War 3, that all changed…

Gamer math must now be dramatically revised, based on this new model of the universe.  In this new reallity, “III” does not equal “3″, and hot chicks will agree to go out with guys that are stuffing their face with fast food of questionable quality.

From now on, when you acronymize one of these game titles, please use “GoW3″ only for Gears of War 3, and “GoWIII” for God of War III.  You may be wondering what the big deal is…

Do you really want to take the chance that some fanboy will mistakenly think that you are talking about the console exclusive title from their platform of choice?  I didn’t think so.  Be safe, and remember: Only YOU can prevent Forum Trolls…

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